So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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