Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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