Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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