Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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