There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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