Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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