my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
