Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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