Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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