dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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