why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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