Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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