You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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