remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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