I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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