Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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