im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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