yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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