What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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