There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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