the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
