I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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