Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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