So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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