On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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