her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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