he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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