he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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