Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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