she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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