'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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