why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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