How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
