I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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