Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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