You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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