So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
should my penis look like a turkey
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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