It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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