Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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