That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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