he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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