Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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