It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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