Someone shit on the floor
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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