well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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