Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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