Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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