So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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