How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I love you. Go after that dick
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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