what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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